Weird requests in hotels!

Skyscanner is a travel booking site. They have recently made a survey with hotels around the world on the weirdest requests made by guests in hotels.

Here are the most unusual requests:

1. One glass of water on the hour every hour, throughout the night

2. 15 cucumbers a day

15 cucumbers a day!

3. Toilet to be filled with mineral water

4. Bath of honey

5. Sound of goats bells to aid sleep

6. Only the right legs of a chicken

7. A dead mouse

8. Bath of chocolate milk

9. 16 pillows (for single guest)

10. Crocodile soup

The survey also includes the most unusual complaints and they are:

The blue sea!

1. The sheets are too white
2. The sea was too blue
3. Ice cream too cold
4. Bath was too big
5. Girlfriend’s snoring kept guest awake (discount requested)
6. Guest’s dog didn’t enjoy his stay (refund requested)
7. Hotel had no ocean view (in Mayfair, London and Italy, 80km from coast)
8. There was no steak on vegetarian menu
9. Waiter was too handsome
10. Mother of Groom wasn’t given the honeymoon suite

Having a look at the requests and complaints one has to assume that it concerns four or five star hotels, most likely the latter. Just shows that some people do not live in the real world!

If I had the means, what would I ask for? Probably a first edition of Wuthering Heights! And I don't mean that that is easier to fulfil than the other requests on the list.

What would you ask for?